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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

Monday's emotion:  no
Tuesday's emotion:  ugh
Wednesday's emotion:  why
Thursday's emotion:  omfg
Friday's emotion:  finally
Saturday's emotion:  yes
Sunday's emotion:  crying

misery-and-demons:

beeleebay:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

This is such an accurate description of adulthood.

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

declantumbles:

A mashup I created using the Imagine Dragons song “Radioactive” and the Daft Punk song “Harder Better Faster”. Follow me at DeclanTumbles.tumblr.com for more mashups.

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

Les Miserables:  Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera:  Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked:  Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story:  Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease:  If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Rent:  AIDS sucks.
Cats:  Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
Hairspray:  Whether you're fat, or black. Your hair can still look fabulous.
Sweeney Todd:  A guy who kills people by slitting their throats then gives them to his girlfriend, who then bakes them into pies and feeds them to the unsuspecting crowd.