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Musicals: Quick Versions
Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies. The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome. Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway. West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans. Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself. Rent: AIDS sucks. Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot. Hairspray: Whether you're fat, or black. Your hair can still look fabulous. Sweeney Todd: A guy who kills people by slitting their throats then gives them to his girlfriend, who then bakes them into pies and feeds them to the unsuspecting crowd. today i restarted my portfolio. completely. Ive been working on it for 10 weeks and i just trashed the whole project and started over. Its due for printing in 3 weeks good idea? |